according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.
DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
by windextor October 2, 2006
Get the windextor mug.The rich small "town" very close to Orlando. The area is not much more than a lot of trees with large gated subdivisions that house many celebrities and rich families sending their kids to private school, and in the center of it all is a small ice cream shop that can "rip you off" because it is the only place to eat anything in the area and has wealthy costumers.
Usually taking a walk around these streets you see white and black Escalades, Lincoln Navigators that are driven by the wife of a rich man who is working during the day so they drive around windermere wearing sunglasses and hang out with other women that live similar lifestyles.
Usually taking a walk around these streets you see white and black Escalades, Lincoln Navigators that are driven by the wife of a rich man who is working during the day so they drive around windermere wearing sunglasses and hang out with other women that live similar lifestyles.
"That lady in the Escalade driving in Windermere is hot"
Friend: "Watch it that's Donald Trump's Wife"
Friend: "Watch it that's Donald Trump's Wife"
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Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.
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#1: I just got back from the gym, man. I am so winded.
#2: I see that, can I get you some water?
#1: Yeah, that should help me catch my breath.
#2: I see that, can I get you some water?
#1: Yeah, that should help me catch my breath.
by Octo Dad March 27, 2010
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Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"
Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."
Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."
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