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Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing
The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.
by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
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Jamie whelan

common house scum, blamed for all the shiite on earth and the chav family.
Dude: MAN! Ur such a jamie whelan. dont stab me!!
Jamie whelan:Die ill beat u with my ginger hair and my bros porn mag.

SMASH(sound of a jamie whelan smashing car window for cd player)
by Legend 21 May 6, 2005
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wheldon

Newcastle slang for annoying telephone opreative or undesirable person
used in conjunction with rapid hand gestures and flushed face, often used when working with geordies!!!!!!
by luckyjoe September 17, 2004
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whelk

Boys who can't kiss for shit. Generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.

He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.

Beware of the whelk boy!!
girl 1: "so was he a good kisser?"

girl 2: "No he was a fucking whelk!"

girl 1 "gads...don't go near him again."
by fuckedbyabumder August 31, 2011
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Whelps

Annoying, fire-breathing, face-biting baby dragons that get aggro'ed when noobs fly into the Whelp Cave. Collectively, Whelps have killed more people than AIDS.
"WHELPS!!! LEFT SIDE, EVEN SIDE, NOW, HANDLE IT!"
by Killer7481 October 19, 2008
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whelmed

a state of utter neutrality where one is neither under or over whelmed

can most commonly be used when a fact is given, intending to be interesting, but in fact is completely useless
Person 1: I found out something really interesting today

Person 2: oh yeah?

Person 1: The average person drinks four cups of tea per week

Person 2: I am whelmed by that information
by stigmato October 21, 2010
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whelm

To be in a state of inflicted normality. See also OVER and UNDER whelm.

Not technically a word, but by all logic, it should be.
As referenced in "Clueless": You can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
by Dillon Flynn July 23, 2004
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