WHAP God

A parody of the popular song "rap god" based on the AP World History high school class. An absolutely fire song that few have achieved the feat of writing.

I'm beginning to feel like a WHAP God, WHAP God,
all of the kids from the front to the back nod, back nod

by Tomato patato March 15, 2022

wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll April 26, 2018

Malli Whap

When a prisoner gets butt rapped

Don't drop the soap, you might get malli whapped!

by McGrove September 13, 2009

HS The Whap

Homeslice The Whap is the manslave of wordJack Handey/word.

HS The Whap loves mansauce all over his body.

by Handeh February 05, 2003

hs the whap

newb

by dave riley February 05, 2003

Hidden-Valley Whap

During sex, just as the male is about to cum, he doens't tell the female and instead shoots the money shot on the face.

reference to Ranch Dressing

Sweet Hidden-Velly mang

by Dr. Asian Love May 23, 2003

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker December 14, 2007