Wackster

1. Someone who intensely enjoys wacking off, or masterbating.

1. That dude is such a wackster! Almost everyone he knows has caught him masterbating!

by Steiner77 December 15, 2008

Whacktronic

Something that is extremely lame. A true piss off, or let down.

Eg.1

Ted: Sorry Larry, Tim got the job because he ran into the boss on lunch and bought him a coffee.

Larry: That's Whacktronic

Eg.2

(Crappy music playing on the radio)

Jon: Man this music now a days is Whacktronic!

by RoseCity April 18, 2011

whackycardia

The act of masturbating while a patient in a hospital. If you are being monitored, it can appear as a v-tach and can cause an emergency response to your room.

Doctor: What happened?

Nurse: Mr. Smith in 302 just had a bad case of whackycardia. Our student nurse walked in on him at climax. She just went home sick.

Doctor: I advise a strong sedative until he's home.

by UprTupr May 18, 2016

Whacktress

Nutjob actress.

How was your date with the whacktress?
Awful, we just ran lines all night.

by Shuaman November 9, 2018

Wackster

Someone or people who's trying hard to be a gangster, but in fact, they perfectly showing off their stupidity (so nobody fears them)

Portmanteau of Wack/Wacky (Silly, Stupid, Lame) and Gangster

A wackster attacked to death by a mob because they're pissed by his behaviour: Attacking random people, stealing, robbing, doing a rape spree (and the victims contracted STI because he didn't wearing condom), driving while intoxicated either by drugs or alcohol, spewing derogatory words, and threatening the vulnerable (underages, womxns, and elderly people)

by Sir. B May 6, 2021