wedgie

to have your undies yanked up

those bullies gave me a huge wedgie, and they hung me by the flag pole!

by Wedgie dork February 12, 2008

wedgie

The yanking of a nerds breifs, thong , or other humiliating underwear. A wedgie is needed to put geeks, dorks, and nerds into place. There are several different types of Wedgies to give, but the number one rule for wedgies is to always give them to nerds in public for excess humiliation:
The Melvin Wedgie: Yanking the front of a nerds underwear to kill their balls (its not like theyre going to need them anyway)
The Thong Wedgie: If the nerd is in a thong grab them by the loops and hang them from a tree by their thong. Eventually their thong will rip and they will fall
The Messy Wedgie: This is my favorite one to give to the nerds. First you give them a normal wedgie then you stuff food down their ass. Its also nice to take pics
The Atomic Wedgie: You yank up they're undies until the waist band is covering theyre heads
The FlagPole Wedgie: In this wedgie you grab the nerds underwear, drag them to your schools flagpole, attach theyre their undies to the pole, and hoist them up into the sky for humiliation. Its best to have them up there naked except for theyre thong
(there r more wedgies)

I just gave that math nerd a wedgie. He cant blame me, he was wearing a thong. I grabbed it, and hooked him up in my locker. Then i gave him a swirlie

by guki gang June 18, 2018

wedgie

when your underwear goes up ur asshole and it hurts

in the 4ht grade i got a wedgie by a boy at recess

by greg wedgier June 5, 2007

wedgie

A childhood prank where one person sneaks up on another, and grabs and pulls up on the whitey tightys, causing pain in the buttcks

"God that wedgie hurt!"

by Marc W June 26, 2005

wedgie

When your boxer shorts get pulled and the cloth gets shoved up the person's ass

I was changing in the locker room when all of a sudden my friend gives me a wedgie and my heart boxers goes up my ass and everyone sawto let everyone see.

by ballin565 June 5, 2007

wedgie

when somebody comes at you and pulls up on your underwear so to cause that person extreme pain.

when my parents went out of town and my messed up friends came over and gave me a wicked wedgie. the worst part is that they ducktaped me outside, took off all my cloths (except the briefs) and then threw a kick me in the balls party. very painful and really embarising

by hotty July 30, 2008

wedgie

a punishment for all nerds that wear tighty whitys like me

this 1 time the seniors threw a party on an island with no adults and they invited me and my friend us being freshman thought this would be really cool and we was the only 2 invited so we went and as soon as we got there we was stripped to our tighty whities (we both wear them) and was picked up by our underwear and taken to a cabin once we got there we were both tied up with duct tape and given atomic wedgies we was made to go to sleep with them and every time we tried to pich them out we was each given 300 kicks in the balls so we eventually settled to sleep with the seniors watching us and when we woke up we was being carried by our underwear to the tallest tree on the island aand the seniors knowing we was coming had bought a ladder with them so they hung us from the tallest branch and then they said well have a kick the shit out of the freshmans tiny balls festival and they chose me as the unlucky one who had the shit kicked out of my balls and they attacked my balls with baseball bats sledge hammers and theyre fists and boots so when they decided they had finished they gave me and my friend loads of water while we was still in the wedgie to make us piss ourself loads and the party went on for three weeks and we wasnt let down for the entire time and now when i go back to school coz im getting older they said that they would do even worse so i no that i cant beat them up just coz im a bit older.

by dave991 August 19, 2009