A wedgie is a punishment for losers, dorks, nerds, geeks, and tighty whitey wearers. It's when you get your underwear pulled all the way up your buttcrack.
At school after class the bully asked me to do his homework or else. I refused and said 'get a brain I'm not your slave!' Immediately he dragged me to the bathroom and bet me up, swirlies, and took all my clothes off except my white strong tighty whiteys. He laughed out loud and said 'tighty whiteys? You're fucked'. He gave me atomic wedgies, texas wedgies, hanging wedgies, jock locks and you name it. He got all my clothes except my briefs and flushed them down the toilet. I cried! He said ok that's it for today nerd. He dragged me outside in only my briefs and avoided teachers seeing. He brought me to the flagpole and hooked my underwear to the string and hoisted me high, giving me a HUGE hanging wedgie. 3 hours after school a teacher saw me and she got me down. It sucked.
by BulliedNerdAtSchool April 09, 2014