webtan

n. ghostly pallor acquired through long hours spent in front of a computer. telltale sign of net (ie internet) addiction.

(worker 1): Yo dude, how was the labor day weekend?
(worker 2): Seriously intense. Fun, sun, and watersports.
(worker 1): word. i surfed the entire internet.
(worker 2): yes you are sporting a serious webtan.

by tanman September 22, 2005

webtarded

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

by anonymous_a April 14, 2008

Webmaven

similar to "webmaster", a webmaven is a job title for a female webmaster

She is our webmaven, she does all our website design, code and web-marketing.

by SaffMaven January 14, 2011

Ghost Writer Webcam

On Chatroulette, a couple has sex while a friend types at the keyboard. The key to making it a success is to make the "keyboard man" invisible to the web cam.

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010

WEBVAULT

A word used in web vocabulary similar to that of WEBCAST, WEBVAULT is generally a Web account located on a Web site via the World Wide Web that acts as a virtual vault. The WEBVAULT normally includes web based communities, hosted services, and applications such as social-networking sites combined with videos, pictures, documents, genealogy with the priority of the site being private. The WEBVAULT, though having the option to be public and or semi-public, is predominantly used for privacy and the safekeeping of anything personal that can be stored on the net with the option to be willed from generation to generation.

After the natural disaster I was thankful that we uploaded everything to worldwebvault.com, now we have all of our family pictures and videos safe in our WEBVAULT.

by Founder of WORLD WEBVAULT July 16, 2009

Webcam chick

A girl who cock teases via her webcam. Giving the illusion that she'll show herself naked, but ultimately never does.

Laura liked to strip down to her thong but no further on her webcam.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

webcam spam

Someone who uses services such as instant messengers (MSN, AIM ect) or plainly email to advertise crap websites which include a small made up blog about some whore who doesnt have a job because she spent all of her time at school fucking anyone who requests it, a poor quality webcam which is never active, a few losers who are desperate to see some flesh trying to get some live graphical content without having to pay the 8.99 the camwhore is asking for in return for a sneak peak at her vagina, which now looks like a carrier bag due to excessive sex. The website is almost always poorly laid out, full of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, and crap language. The girl featured is almost as bad as if not worse looking than the website itself. Acne, over/underweight, and caked in makeup.

Webcam spam: hiya! mi name is sophiexxxxxxxxxxx i hav a new webcam on my newly found hot syt all bout me! cum on, hope 2 c u there!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

by LeonXP October 4, 2006