Boob Warp

When, whilst looking at a ladies breasts, you become trapped in a timewarp, missing what it was she was saying, causing you to respond to something irrelevant.
"I was trapped in a Boob Warp man, ended up asking what her name was 3 times"
by Baron of Oxford October 26, 2011
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Warp Factor

When riding a motorcycle so fast that everything that isnt directly ahead of you blurs and you cant make out ANYTHING except whats right in front of you.
Rider 1: I was riding earlier and everything blurred when I hit 130mph

Rider 2: Thats called warp factor.

Rider 1: Yeah? Well its sweet!
by Q Dawg October 16, 2008
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Warped Tour

An amazing concert where you can see lot's of great music and meet cool people. It's basically an all day sweat fest. Go to Warped and it will be your best day ever guaranteed.
Warped Tour is amazing. All you narrow minded people who think hard core punk is the only kind of music in the world need to put up or shut up. Cuz there is lot's of great music at Warped every year.
by speshul k August 12, 2007
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Vacation Warp

The time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. Some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.
Dude 1: What's happening since I have been gone?

Dude 2: Are you kidding me? What kind of vacation warp are you in?

Dude 1: (half-zombied) Did I miss something?
by jpkaty January 3, 2010
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ghetto warp

A term used in Final Fantasy's Midgardsormr server, meaning bloodport.
Screw walking, I'll just ghetto warp back to Bastok.
by Onyxmar July 16, 2004
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warped whore

A girl who constantly announces her desire to go to the Warped Tour. If said girl has already gone to Warped, she will post 3,000+ pictures of herself and various bands on her Facebook and/or MySpace.

A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.
Alyse is the biggest warped whore I've ever met.

Man, did you see those skanky warped whores?
by zoeyainthowuspellit July 18, 2009
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warp speed

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.
The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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