poisonous wallflower

Usually a girl, commonly found playing online games.

With all the qualities of a normal wallflower, this type of person is seemingly shy with low self-esteem, soft spoken, with average attractiveness.

Because they seem like such a decent person, you have no qualms about sharing your life story or dickpics with them.

HOWEVER. Once you're lulled into the false sense of security the poisonous wallflower projects, they viciously use this information against you in various ways that aren't always apparent.

How to spot a poisonous wallflower:
-Has many friends of the opposite gender on the internet, because at heart, they're an attention whore
-Deems themselves 'awkward', yet is able to spot a social faux pas easily
-Soft or quiet voice, uses a lot of flowery language to cover up their ill intentions
-Easily forgivable
-Has extensive knowledge of 4chan related things, yet seems very innocent
-Curses a lot when typing, but usually not over any voice services such as skype or teamspeak
-Adept at leading people on

The best way to deal with a poisonous wallflower is to deny them attention, namely blocking or ignoring them. If you try to show the world their evil ways, they'll turn it into a "victim" situation, where you're the one in the wrong.

Neil: "Sara is actually pretty cool for a girl gamer."
"Don't fall for it bro, she's actually a cold-hearted poisonous wallflower who will pretend she cares about you before casually admitting she hates you."
Neil: "Nahh dude, she's chill I swear."

Two weeks later, Neil committed suicide.

by senpaisan September 8, 2013

the perks of being a wallflower

An amazing book that is especially beloved by angsty teenagers. Because of its following, people who are trying to be individuals will say that it's not actually good.

Angsty teenager: The Perks of Being a Wallflower is so great!
"Individual": No, it's not.
Angsty teenager: What's wrong with it?
"Individual": Um... a lot of people like it, so it can't be good.

by Aster M. September 27, 2005

the perks of being a wallflower

only the best book (and movie) ever but whatever

me: "do you have any bleach so i can put it in my eyes?"
mom: "no wtf are you crazy????"
me: "i'm not crazy, i just read/watched the "i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room" scene in the perks of being a wallflower"

or

friend: *sigh*"what are you crying for this time?"
me: "i just finished the perks of being a wallflower..."
friend: "bro you've read/watched this book/movie twenty times already, get over it"

by chloe__crts May 26, 2022

gay wallflower

Basically, a very bashful homosexual who shies away from others around them. People think these type of people are gay because he's not like the rest, but it's only because they keep to themselves a lot. They wish for a boyfriend, yet is too insecure and shy. They're very creative and love classical music on a personal level, and have a knack for the arts. They are bundles of creativity and have many great ideas, yet are too shy to express these ideas.

He's a really sweet guy, he told me wants to be a fashion designer! His boyfriend will be one lucky guy!
I heard him singing in the locker room, he may be a gay wallflower, but he's too damn talented.
Guys, you know that wallflower in our AP Language class? I found his journal! His poems and stories are so beautiful!

by Yuguni Anymea June 10, 2017

Zoom Wallflower

Someone who sits in an online meeting waiting for their turn to be spoken to or patiently waiting for silence or gap in the meeting so one can add their input before being interrupted.

"Paolo, since you are being a Zoom Wallflower, what are your thoughts on the discussion?"; "I'll just sit here in front of the computer like a zoom wallflower until someone ask me a question"

by muevete80 June 15, 2020

Wildflower

A free spirit. Uncultivated by the mainstream. Independent thinker. Bravely growing wild and free in a world plagued by conformity.

"Do you suppose she is a Wildflower?", said the Daisy (From Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll).

"We don't let Wildflowers grow here, Independent minds and wild hearts are not encouraged''.

by brisbane wildflower January 10, 2014

A Wildflowers Home

It's a safe place; where the wild ones rest their wings.

{noun}
a home for wildflowers;
/ to rest & heal your wings to fly again
// to bloom into who you were created to be
/// belong & heal your heart to love

I know the planter of A Wildflowers Home.
I didn't really have a home until I found A Wildflowers Home.
A Wildflowers Home is a community for untamed souls, that sounds like me.

by awildflowersjourney February 18, 2019