A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!
This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.
<3 days later>
Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!
<3 days later>
Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!
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When a man or woman splits their hair down the center of their heads, creating an unattractive hair triangle on their foreheads between their eyebrows with their bangs. This is further made unappealing if the bangs are long enough to tuck behind each ear, slicking down any chance of loose hairs softening the Waldo.
Muffi: "Sweetie, I love that you have long hair, but can't you comb it back or to the side?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"
Will: "Nuh. Don't tell me what to do."
Muffi: "At least don't tuck it behind your ears, the Waldo makes you look awful."
Will: "It looks fine." *tuck tuck*
Muffi: "Where's the freaking scissors?"
by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009
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a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children.
b. a male name.
a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children.
b. a male name.
by winter gryphon June 14, 2008
Get the waldo mug.An internet prank where it shows a picture from the Original Where's Waldo books. You try to find him, but then a screamer pops up a few seconds later and scares the hell out of you.
by FlareMan February 13, 2008
Get the Where's Waldo mug.A slang word used by people who are too dim to understand the philosophy behind Waldorf education. I go to a Waldorf school, half my class hates tofu, we didn't even take eurythmy, we obviously know how use computers seeing as i'm writing this now!
Lets see ooohhh yeah, I cooked my dinner in a microwave last night... funny, I didn't find it frightening!
but i do agree with those people who say we are in general, people who like peace, but hell, those people are everywhere! and so are the people who unfortunately don't invest in deoderant!
so just FYI we're normal and i'm glad that i'm comfortable enough with myself to say that i am a waldorfian, and that i don't have to bash people for the school they go to...
Lets see ooohhh yeah, I cooked my dinner in a microwave last night... funny, I didn't find it frightening!
but i do agree with those people who say we are in general, people who like peace, but hell, those people are everywhere! and so are the people who unfortunately don't invest in deoderant!
so just FYI we're normal and i'm glad that i'm comfortable enough with myself to say that i am a waldorfian, and that i don't have to bash people for the school they go to...
you're walking down the isle of the local super market and pass someone wearing tons of peace pins and smells like B.O.
you think: "oh theres a waldorfian"
but just to prove that you right to yourself
you ask: "are you from a waldorf school?"
they answer: "no i go to the local highschool"
example of how people who don't wear deoderant and want peace are everywhere NOT just at waldorf schools
you think: "oh theres a waldorfian"
but just to prove that you right to yourself
you ask: "are you from a waldorf school?"
they answer: "no i go to the local highschool"
example of how people who don't wear deoderant and want peace are everywhere NOT just at waldorf schools
by larkinz March 25, 2008
Get the Waldorfian mug.Subscribing to a lifestyle/child-rearing/educational philosophy based on the teachings of Rudolph Steiner, a Waldorfian believes that a child's spirit and physical being are at least as important as his/her intellectual being.
The Waldorfian believes there is nothing funny about 14 year old boys wearing flowers in their hair and skipping around a May pole, and is often out of touch with popular culture due to the fact that they "don't do media."
A middle-aged Waldorfian often looks several years older than her chronological age due to sun exposure, an aversion to hair dye, and possibly frequent use of pharmacological substances in her younger years.
A Waldorfian may felt wool that has been naturally dyed in organic vegetable juice, and dress herself and her children in wool hats and socks even in the summer.
The Waldorfian believes there is nothing funny about 14 year old boys wearing flowers in their hair and skipping around a May pole, and is often out of touch with popular culture due to the fact that they "don't do media."
A middle-aged Waldorfian often looks several years older than her chronological age due to sun exposure, an aversion to hair dye, and possibly frequent use of pharmacological substances in her younger years.
A Waldorfian may felt wool that has been naturally dyed in organic vegetable juice, and dress herself and her children in wool hats and socks even in the summer.
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