waldo

A marijuana cigarette.

I'm gonna go smoke a waldo

by Chris. March 10, 2003

waldo

A little bitch that no one over the age of nine cares where he is.

Wheres Waldo? The better question is, who cares??

by Zach G. November 14, 2003

Waldo

This guy named Matt's penis....man do i enjoy "finding" waldo!

I found Waldo...what a lovely surprise!!!

by Horny Feet April 14, 2005

Waldo

A bowel movement, especially one that takes a long time.

Where's Waldo? There he is!

by linguo456 September 16, 2010

Pulling a Waldo

The act of disappearing during a critical task, undertaken by a group of friends.

Instead of pulling a Waldo last night on me, I could have really used your help.

by Naterade33 July 03, 2015

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 11, 2008

waldoing around

When a drunk person wanders off and can't be found.

"hey have you seen jim? the kids a mess i'm worried about him"
"nah man, he's waldoing around"

by r_egs October 22, 2007