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Gladiator Cum

When you cum inside of a girl, you don't want her to get pregnant, so you call a friend to cum in her too. The opposing cum will then fight to the death.
I had to call up my boi for a gladiator cum because the condom broke.
by donkeydaddy February 24, 2018
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gladiator braincells

Your two last brain cells are fighting for 3rd place
What’s happening to Em?
Oh they have gladiator braincells
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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The Gladiator

After an intense fucking of the ass you tell your woman to stay bent over because you are getting a drink of water (so she thinks), during your "water break" you lube up your arm and make your arm stiff like a gladiator with his sword, you then propose to run at your woman yelling SPARTACUS!!! and shove your arm in their ass.
Lloyd: Dude last night Sally thought i was getting water and i gave her THE GLADIATOR!!!
by Dingo Stogies February 26, 2010
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gladiator

Ruthless savage attacking all females. Takes all challenges regardless of size or age. Has no shame and finds his task glorious.
When the gladiator walks into the arena (party or bar full of females) he is on the prowl.
Dude did you see that land beast John nailed last night? Yeah what a gladiator!
by hackaxle April 30, 2008
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Gladiator

The sexual process where a female is in the act of double penetration, and upon the males' climaxing, they pull out and ejaculate across the female's face. Afterwards, one male, whilst looking down at the now semen-crossed face yells to her, "Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!"

The crossing motion resembles the scene of Gladiator where Russell Crowe takes the two swords and cuts of the opponent's head. This whole process may also be accompanied by the other male kneeling down, picking up a handful of dirt and/or sand, and letting it fall through his fist, into the wind.
<splooge>
<splooge>
Male1: Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!!
Male2: <dust floating through his fingertips>
Female: Yes, very much so. I always love getting the Gladiator.
by Dr. Keith Moon June 3, 2008
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Gwinnett Gladiators

A professional Ice Hockey team located in Duluth, Georgia. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Chicago Wolves, and the Rockford Ice Hogs of the AHL, and the Atlanta Thrashers, and Chicago Blackhawks of the NHL.
LETS GO GWINNETT GLADIATORS!!!!
by Gwinnett Gladiators Fan January 29, 2009
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Gladiator

A sexy man over fourty who is a warrior in bed. And is strong and hardworking. The exact opposite of a cougar!
Man Bruce Willis is a fucking gladiator he could hit it.
by Bubblewrappe April 12, 2011
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