When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell :)
"Man i wish we could go see a movie"
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".
by JODAGOAT September 20, 2017
To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.
The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.
The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.
Poke (virtually)
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.
At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.
At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.
by CELSDK October 05, 2011
An virtual computer ran on your comptuter. Also used to test software that you don't want to install to your computer, and test malware
Guy1: I realy like MEMZ's payloads
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
by Realicanttellyou February 26, 2017
A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.
Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."
by DrMuffy January 05, 2011
Patty posted a sexy picture only to find her inbox filled with a virtual bukakke! So she posted again...
by Rudysezwhazzup June 21, 2014
Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.
Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.
by teddyrux March 24, 2008
A form of alleged democracy containing all the superficial trappings of democratic institutions which, rather than being responsive to the needs and desires of the citizenry, has become subservient to the requirements of a small and powerful minority due to the concentration of wealth and political power. This form of faux democracy exists throughout much of today's western democracies.
In a virtual democracy changes in the ruling party rarely lead significant policy changes or improvement for the citizenry.
by kkazazajuaazazajua March 14, 2017