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vanity fan

An alleged professional sports fan that is more interested in the “vibe” or the “buzz” than the actual sport itself. They will know more about the third jersey color scheme than the sport’s rules or teams place in the league wide standings.
Joe spends more time in the team shop than his actual seat - what a vanity fan.
by BoBuzz February 2, 2019
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Vanityplague

He dates a boy/girl his/hers name is dream q he has 3 friends names furry gamar and gravity and vmurdderr vanity is coo coo for dream Q he also loves dukie maddog
Vanityplague loves dreamq
by Xbox1xpro02 July 12, 2022
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vanityhunter

RCL'er that dogged on immortalraid, mov352, ztmv2, pilotka and andreas "cat" smith.
Mah hes gonna pull a vanityhunter
by avantium July 17, 2022
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vanity project

In home improvement, a project that adds minimal value to the home (and may actually decrease home value) and is undertaken on the whims of the homeowner. Usually done by someone with too much money on their hands. A DIY project, no matter how odd, typically doesn't qualify as a vanity project if they actually work on it themselves.
My rich uncle's latest vanity project was getting the solar panels ripped off his roof and replaced with a replica of Kennedy Space Center for his model rockets.

My trustifarian friend had a brand new kitchen demoed in the home she just bought because she thought it was too suburban looking. The granite countertops are just sitting outside if anyone wants them.
by armadillah July 14, 2013
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scotty vanity

an awesome guy that has 4 different songs on youtube that are fricking awesome,they are Lets Go To The Mall, I Like Your Hair, Lets Dance, and I Wanna Do Your Make Up. He is awesome and one of my fave people.
by Madi Skeim February 24, 2008
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Vanity Is Perfection

The most elite and difficult group to be accepted into on myspace. Only the Vain, the Beautiful, and the narcissistic are accepted. The acceptance rate is about 3%, 100 requests are received per day, only 3 people are accepted.

Ophelia Vanity (group leader) has silly rules for the group like, "Once you have been accepted, please add VIP to your name or you will be deleted." "You must participate in the forums." "You must add a VIP banner to your page or you will be deleted."

Even though Ophelia Vanity says you must be beautiful to be accepted, they generally accept the ugly emo people and deny truly gorgeous people.
That fat, emo girl over there must be in Vanity Is Perfection on myspace.

Woah, you're in Vanity Is Perfection!?!?! BUT YOU'RE AN EMO FGT!
by Lola Kramer. September 3, 2006
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Vanity

The mirror perceived by one's self. Vanity will manifest ironclad in opinions, behaviours, narratives and emotional response when indulged. Allied with, but not as demonised as the apprentice Narcissist, the vain wield a dormant human instinct that allows fringe aspects of humanity excuses to bloom. Love was conceived on the altar of Vanity.
person 1- "if the eyes are the window to the soul, vanity is the contact lens required"
person 2- "you are so shallow and lowbrow sometimes"
by 2099 October 31, 2014
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