D.V. Guarantee

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

by Mazz MSU October 30, 2008

V.F.D.S

Very Fucking Dumb Syndrome
(Noun)

When a person does something that is stupid, irrational, retarded,etc. constantly to the point where it seems like they have a mental issue.

I can’t believe i did that. It’s like i have V.F.D.S

by dbragg October 18, 2018

A.D.V

A.D.V 's short for Autonomous Driving Vehicles is an acronym coined in may 2019 due to recent rise in autonomous vehicles technologies. The acronym has gained momentum throughout the US, Europe and is primarily used as a shortening phrase.

"seems to be a lot more A.D.V on the roads these days"

by The Original Graphic Designer May 21, 2019

D.V

.ılı.___.°DARK VAMPIRE°.___.ılı.

the following lines in DV......

(L) alone in the dark,

(L) standing like a stone.

(L) healing my heart,

(L) waiting for you...

(L) with a cool mind.

:$ its DV...

(F) DARK VAMPIRE (F)
◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►

D.V is honest and cool . u can meet D.V in ATTITUDE IS IN MY DNA .

by lucky5555 July 29, 2012

V.A.D

stands for “Veiny Ahh D*ck”. Basically means a male reproductive organ and commonly used in twitch streamers chats (such as jasontheween’s) to bypass comment restrictions.

“Nobody wants to see jasontheween’s V.A.D on full show”

by gudiemogs March 22, 2025

V.A.D

Acronym for a “veiny ahh d*ck” Traditionally used in twitch chats of streamers like “jasontheween” and “stableronaldo” to troll

“I just know Duke Dennis got a V.A.D” “No way bro showed her that V.A.D” “W V.A.D slip”

by gudiemogs April 11, 2025

T.V.A.D.D.

T.V.A.D.D. is an acronym for 'television attention deficit disorder', a term for an inability to settle on a single television show, that results in flipping through multiple T.V. channels during a 30-minute or 1-hour time slot.

Friend #1: Did you watch the series premier last night? It was awesome.
Friend #2: No. I started watching it but unfortunately I developed T.V.A.D.D.; I ended up flipping between about 5 channels for half an hour.

by Skittle Bunny December 19, 2013