Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Unhealthy_simp

one of the coolest mutuals and deserves a kiss

"Unhealthy_simp has huge balls"

by 0pp4r July 23, 2021

unhealthy

One of the things someone goes to when they don't have much else. Sure, there are always more tricks in the bag to reach for, but once they get to calling someone unhealthy, they've already went through a lot of tricks and now they're looking for bricks.

If she runs out of tricks, she's gonna start picking up bricks when she sees that the eggs and slingshot aren't doing much to her opponents pretty but unhealthy face.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

unheeled

Incompletely dressed, perhaps braless or panties. Used when wishing to sound more snobbish than saying 'commando'.

The way her breasts wobbled, you dust knew she was out dancing unheeled.

by Old faht February 25, 2022

Unwell “sickly”

A more intense version of a hangover. It is difficult to be a functioning part of society when one feels this way. When in this state, socializing, eating, and working are out of the question. Dissociation from reality is a part of this feeling.

I am unwell “sickly”, how will I attend class and go to work when I can’t get off the couch or talk to anyone

by elavi13 October 25, 2023

untelligent

The willful evasion and repudiation of anything even remotely indicative of intelligence. The active refusal of one to manifest so much as the smallest shred of even the lowest quality intellect. A steadfast rejection of so much as the intelligence of a boiled turnip.

The average and ever-so-ironically named "progressive" displays an untelligent quality so extreme that even the most jaded but otherwise intact adult finds himself appalled at the sight of it.

by osan February 15, 2025

unhelpful

When Wikipedia's taxobox for a monotypic passerine family provides no information about the higher taxonomy besides that it belongs to Passeriformes.

Going to Wikipedia's page for Rockjumper, I see that the taxobox doesn't list any taxon between the order Passeriformes and family Chaetopidae. This is incredibly unhelpful, especially considering that around 60% of extant bird species belong to Passeriformes. Please be more specific, Wikipedia. And it's not the only one. There are several pages with this problem.

by ensam September 4, 2025