an unpeeled banana is a penis, that has a lot of foreskin. in other words, uncircumsized penis, often found in Europe or other countries that are not the U.S. and not Jewish.
me: is your banana peeled?
boy:no, mines unpeeled. *sadfaced*
i have an unpeeled banana and my brother used to make fun of me for it.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"