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surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised
*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)
by LolaBob December 4, 2012
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Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.
I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.
by HighlifeGoodTimes October 27, 2012
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An Unexpected Delivery

When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.
The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".
by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011
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Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011
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Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
by Murzon December 8, 2022
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unexpecteds

The unexpected things that suddenly happen in people's lives which can in the most extreme cases shock them, but always force them to adapt because the unexpected event(s) prevented them from doing what they were planning to do and hoping to be able to do on a certain day, at a specific time.
Charlie told Kathryn, "It made me so happy to see you guys after the "unexpecteds" that popped into our lives." Monday, you had a family emergency and forgot to take your phone, which left me bewildered not knowing why you were not replying to my emails. Then Tuesday, my Internet was down which prevented us from meeting in ZOOM for me to tutor your lovable son.
by but for April 2, 2021
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Unexpected Pregnanslay

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022
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