“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022
Get the Unexpected Pregnanslaymug. by Glueyvitamin69 December 4, 2024
Get the unexpected Coldplaymug. When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011
Get the Unexpected Loadmug. As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed
I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.
by Moglisid December 28, 2017
Get the the unexpected eaglemug. When you are in a foreign country and you are of different race or color, and an African-American proceeds to call you a Nigga
unexpectedly. That is Unexpected Niggary
unexpectedly. That is Unexpected Niggary
Foreigner: Excuse me sir, I am new in this country and i need help with directions would you like to point me to the direction of the movie theater?
African American: Yeah sure my nigga just take a left turn ahead.
You have been called a nigga unexpectedly. Unexpected Niggary
African American: Yeah sure my nigga just take a left turn ahead.
You have been called a nigga unexpectedly. Unexpected Niggary
by Unexpected Quotes October 8, 2018
Get the Unexpected Niggarymug. The unexpected things that suddenly happen in people's lives which can in the most extreme cases shock them, but always force them to adapt because the unexpected event(s) prevented them from doing what they were planning to do and hoping to be able to do on a certain day, at a specific time.
Charlie told Kathryn, "It made me so happy to see you guys after the "unexpecteds" that popped into our lives." Monday, you had a family emergency and forgot to take your phone, which left me bewildered not knowing why you were not replying to my emails. Then Tuesday, my Internet was down which prevented us from meeting in ZOOM for me to tutor your lovable son.
by but for April 2, 2021
Get the unexpectedsmug. A parking space that doesn’t exist.
by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023
Get the Unexpecting Mothersmug.