underwater cum

underwater cum : the diaphanous squirts and threads of a guy's cumgasm underwater when he's jacking off in the bathtub or in a swimming pool.

I'm always amazed at the amount of underwater cum there is after I blow my load in the pool!

by USAF Cadet January 4, 2021

Underwater Holocaust

the act of cupping one's hand over you butthole in the shower and letting the water run down your back and collect in your hand, then farting thus making a loud funny noise.

"i committed an Underwater Holocaust in the shower this morning, and it was so loud that my mom heard it and yelled at me. Heehee"

by toni pepporonni November 24, 2011

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by The_Grybird January 27, 2021

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently

Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

by StickeyWithMickey October 18, 2022

running underwater

Describes the action of an individual that is not fleet footed. Especially when pertaining to sports, when an athlete is slow.

"Smitty takes so long to get to first base, its like he's running underwater!"

by sheeet December 9, 2008

underwater log cabin

A symetric pile of poop formed in the shape of a small cabin resting under water at the bottom of a toilet.

Dude! Come check out the underwater log cabin I just built!

by Captain Cox May 24, 2006

underwhere

Extremely skimpy and revealing undergarments, usually women's, worn to divert attention from their faces while reducing waste of natural resources. Garments of similar minimalist design may be worn by men if they are gay or French.

For quick results Bill advises to check a woman for three things: underage, under the influence and underwhere.

by Richmond RichardHof March 7, 2009