twisted noodle

When your brain is all twisted with different thoughts and oppions.

Woah man, this skunk is makin ma brain feel a lil twisted noodle.

by sucker CMC and Ray February 19, 2010

Trosted

To be insulted on another level. A word used to make fun of others.

Girl: Hey

TNT: You aren't even cute tho...
Guy: TROSTED!!!

by TNT916 December 11, 2010

Twisted Unicorn

During a threesome, when two penis's are twisted and then penetrate the anal cavity, without any sort of lubrication. Thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.

"Yo Liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted Unicorn? I was talking to Luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop."

by wheelingchow November 13, 2016

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013

twusted

To be totally wasted.

I drank so much last night I was twusted.

by Nathan Tiberius August 1, 2007

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

twisted

Confused, misunderstood, having the wrong idea.

If you think I'm the type of girl to have sex with just anyone, then you got me twisted.

by LauraB August 9, 2005