twitard

A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.

If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.

by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009

guitar hero twitch

a condition where, whenever a song with a reasonable guitar track comes on the radio, an avid guitar hero player's fingers start twitching as though they were trying to hit the notes.

excessive guitar hero use may also lead to players envisioning a fretboard in their head when said tracks are played

my hands begin to twitch uncontrollably whenever 'sweet child of mine' comes on the radio - i've got the guitar hero twitch

by Batiu-Drami December 20, 2007

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

twitch stocks

A 3rd party website that doesn't care about it's community but updating it's badges than actually fixing the buy. WeirdChamp

Tyrone - "She fucked my wife"
Dimitri - "Well that must be twitch stocks admins"

by trihard_dimitri_tyrone February 24, 2019

twitchluvr

a tiktoker that edits in the community of mcyt, and is a great artist. They have about 27k on tiktok. twitchluvr, more known as vix, is a really sweet and funny person let alone. Don’t forget they are also literally stunning, I am very proud of vix for everything they have gone through and I very much so appreciate them. #goals #swagilisious #queiky -ava <3

me: do you know “twitchluvr” on tiktok

you: no

me: omg you suck to follow them and join the discord server now u fucking bitch.
you: yes

by Sahturn July 15, 2021

porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

by lizybee January 6, 2010

Electronic Curtain Twitcher

A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.

I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.

by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013