death on two legs

A dangerous person, able to fight.

That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

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Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

by The Dogg August 12, 2014

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tony two bags

Trea Turner's favorite player, Anthony Rendon, also known as the best 3rd baseman in baseball. Plays for the best team in the MLB, the Washington Nationals.

And Tony Two Bags, living up to his name, has hit yet another double! Bring us your backpack emojis!

by Raynman9 June 4, 2018

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Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

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two heartbeats

When a girl says she has two heartbeats, she’s saying her pussy has a heartbeat too from being turned on.

Girl: you’re so hot I have two heartbeats!

Boy: damn girl are you really that turned on?

by Indigonutter March 27, 2020

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two-shit morning

Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.

In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.

You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.

Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.

by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018

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two ghosts

a song by harry styles from his debut self titled album. its about louis tomlinson. "same lips red, same eyes blue, same white shirt couple more tattoos but its not and its not me". its about louis and no one can tell me otherwise

jo: hey have you heard the song two ghosts by harry styles. it's about tay-
fred: its about louis. larry is real. fuck off with that het bs

by alienmermaidstyles May 2, 2020

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