Face Book Target

Face Book Target is a recipient of abuse from the Face Book Bully. They suffer repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.

The power imbalance may be social power.

The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.

That one who has an evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or has that one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...

Sue can you believe, I am spanking Tony , by dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!

by Raptorwyatt April 6, 2010

lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

target misdirect

Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).

While double penetrating a whore, DJ pulled off the target misdirect on Aki for kicks.

by snakebiter October 9, 2009

twagedy

1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.

2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.

3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.

1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.

2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.

3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.

by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009

daenerys targaryen

a badass queen and mother of dragons,you seriously do not mess with her

Daenerys Targaryen is fabulous,amazing and rules like a boss,she deserves to be the Queen of Westeros.

by rowena alayne November 7, 2013

tnarg

A tnarg is when you sleep with a member of the opposite sex in its purest form. While non sexual, it may include spooning, snuggling, and cuddling. This typically occurs between friends, people who are very cold, or when a lot of people sleep at the same house and there is no extra room.

There was no extra room on the couch so Cleo and Rebecca got their tnarg on in his bed.

If I didn't know any better, I might say Larry is an avid tnarg enthusiast.

by Pajamas65 January 1, 2012

Target

A store that prides itself as being "upscale" but it is a horrible company to work for. All of the employees have some stupid abbreviation for their title. There are three types of people who work in Target; the loyalists who have a bulls eye tattooed on their asses, the people who are biding their time in between jobs, and the most tragic, the broken-spirited people who do not have the will to look for another job and take the abuse. The GSTLs are the worst people as they are drunk on their own power. The store manager is usually a figurehead. This company is like something straight out of Dickens. On top of all of this, the stores are so inefficiently run that it is a mystery that it maintains corporate status.

Target should be avoided due to its treatment of employees.

by New English June 6, 2009