Flak Turret

A person who talks lots of B.S. about someone or somthing, usally the bratty highschool girls. Can be used to replace ''Bitch''.

Pedro: Gina is such a Flak Turret, she dumped me on facebook after i caught her poking josh!

Leroy: that sucks bro.

Josh: XD

by koro126 March 29, 2013

turreting

the action of shooting from a turret

johnny was turreting the zombie horde.

by ThunderPunk October 3, 2009

Turreting

Turreting originated from sounding, and can be performed by either sex, The act of inserting a large straw into or over your genitals and using it as a turret for your ejaculate.

Man! Me and Betty were turreting last night and I shot like six feet!

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023

Turrets

Oh, and I forgot to mention the turrets moving on their own. The military turrets aiming at their own planes.

Hym "THE TURRETS! I forgot about the turrets! Those are the most important part! Well... Aside from the other weapons. But the turrets are dope."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Emotional turrets

When you get caught up in the throes of a new relationship & accidentally end up saying something you wish you hadn’t

Brad: I was having a great weekend with my girlfriend, & before I knew it, I was telling her I loved her.

Scott: Dude, that’s know as emotional turrets.

by Guster63 July 16, 2020

swivel turret

When your girl sits on your dick and spins around while squirting milk from her titties that ends up in your friend's eye, when it happens, you say "69 KILLSTREAK!"

Yo my girlfriend was such a swivel turret last night, my friend is in the hospital because of it

by XKIL$ONX September 12, 2021

human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014