front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

Troy's bucket

An easy way out of a challenging or precarious situation.

Fuck this; I'm takin' the next Troy's bucket out of this shit-storm!

by hansoloist May 4, 2006

Troy and Abed in the morning

Troy and Abed's exclusive TV show mentioned throughout the how 'Community'

Troy and Abed in the morning

by Yeetityb sheetity April 14, 2020

rich trotts

What happens in the morning after eating a pound of whipped cream or halloween candy served by a skeleton. Often comes in spurts, spats, and squarts. Turds of low viscosity that often stick to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Jesus, after eating all of that halloween candy we got from that lady dressed up as a skeleton, I had the rich trotts this morning! My asshole hurts!

by localkine June 9, 2008

Troy Pennsylvania

Troy, a land that one might infer is only filled with hicks, red necks, big ol lip packers, dippers and yee yees. While such specimens are common, there are fair and decent folk in the town of Troy. Nobody really likes it here, but it's home for now, and it makes do for what it is. Residents are passionate about their high-school sports, and all of the coaches take the game way too seriously, like...way too seriously. Teachers are frequently fired, the school board is more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, and school fights last a maximum of three seconds before both combatants are curled up on the ground. While visiting Troy, be sure to check out our state of the art Farm Museum, Vinnie's Pizza, or the annual, one and only Troy fair (A topic for another day.) Just be careful on the roads, camouflage is everywhere. HOME OF THE TROJANS

He could be cool, he could be weird, he's from Troy Pennsylvania so there's no telling.

by TheCoolBeans September 13, 2017

tooty frooty

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.

"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"

by a famous austrian painter April 28, 2021

rich trotts

The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.

That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!

by Dr. Brownxxx August 22, 2008