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treat food 

1. <noun> One's personal property or a gathering of properties which
is regarded as unique.

2. <verb> To walk around, going nowhere, to lollygoggle.
Where's my fukkin' treat food?! That was my last rig fer Chrissakes!

I treat fooded around the mall as I waited for my gurl to get her nails done.
treat food by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain 

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.
Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

Treat Myself 

To have a luxury wank. For lonely people.
It's my birthday! I've not got any presents, but I think I'll treat myself
Treat Myself by Spunky McPunk August 25, 2016

treat you as an equal 

to treat them normal and with respect
Richard, I will treat you as an equal from now on...

treat y'er self 

A derogatory statement aimed at one you are displeased with. Another way to say 'to give head', also a common ending to an arguement
Fuck you bitch!
Yeah, treat y'er self!
treat y'er self by p-diddy17 January 26, 2006

treat drunk 

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.
"Last night I was a treat drunk"
"You're such a treat drunk"
treat drunk by Beatsick September 24, 2007