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Tollund Girl

An unhygienic, extremely ugly, emaciated-looking female; any fugly female, such as a swamp donkey, that resembles a swamp-like creature. The origins of this word are traced back to Tollund Man, a man who was hanged in the 4th Century BCE and whose corpse was removed from a peat bog in Denmark in 1950.
Sarah wouldn't look like such a Tollund Girl if she took a shower and were some makeup.
by sir timothy December 29, 2007
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Towlie

someone who upon entering the gym does gratoutus amounts of curls, does unnecesary workouts on squat racks, benches, olympic workout stations and constantly stares at himself in the mirror after every work out. These douche bags have the tendency to leave their toweles on machinery around the gym expecting that no one will use them even though they themeselves are doing other work outs
innocent bystander: begins to to set up the olympic station for some deadlifts

Towlie: "Hey man what are you doing? can't you see my towel was here? Did you move it!?"

Innocent bystander: "sorry bro ive only noticed that no ones been using the station for the past 5 minutes and i seen that you were doing arm curls"

Towlie: "So what if i am, im still using this station for my shoulder raises"

Innocent bystander: alright man i'll wait 'til you finish (who does shoulder raises at an olympic workout station meant for power cleans and dead lifts)"
by odoylerulez November 7, 2010
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Tolu

A very unamazing man child who is obsessed with GoAnimate
"Who is that?"
"That, there, my friend is Tolu."
"Oh, cool."
by CoolBoy7750 April 22, 2018
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Tolu

A very good looking black guy from Atlanta. He is mostly known for getting hoes. Keep your girl away from him because he’s known for fucking guys bitches.
Bro did you see Kate, she looks like she got dicked down by tolu!
by Young BG September 9, 2018
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tolulope

A man with a magnum size slong that doesn't know how to dance
That dude is such a Tolulope
by Rylalala October 28, 2013
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Townut

Verb: When one does donuts on a tow motor, such as, but not limited to a forklift.

Noun: The mark left on the floor after one has done a townut.
Hey li'l Willie watch this townut.

Look at this townut!! It's a perfect circle and there's tire dust all around it.
by Slick Shady March 6, 2009
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toluca

Small town of 1400 people. No stoplights. Everybody knows your business. If something happens they heard it on their scanner. The people know how to drink and eat with all the bars and restaurants. Lets not forget, you havent lived until you have a Cheese House Marshmallow coke.
Toluca is a good place for foodies and cheap drinks.
by Spillingsometea October 23, 2018
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