curtain touching

Another term for a chick masturbating - rubbing her " meat curtains"

"Sue don't need a boyfriend, she mastered the art of curtain touching"

by bitchwc January 13, 2009

turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

reverse pp touching

when you touch hers instead

hey you wanna do some reverse pp touching?

by nolanjhhh January 11, 2021

Touching Tails

How the avatar people have sex.

Guy1: Jake and Neytiri totally touched tails during that sex scene.
Guy2: Yeah I saw there were totally touching tails.

by beaver bandit9 December 28, 2009

tummy touching

Some perverted thing that vanilla people do. You sensually place your hand on the stomach of your lover, hand under their shirt in order to keep the affair private. It is an erotic exchange of tummies and touch.

I like tummy touching my one true love because his tummy is cute and cuddly and he's hung.

by Anthonysummer October 4, 2017

touching cloth

When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.

I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth...

by Surgeon_General and Steed April 26, 2003

Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.

Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!

by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009