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The easiest way to say, or type Totally.
N O T T H E H A N D B A G!
That Is Totes Your Color
Totes by KiriBakuShipper February 11, 2020
1. Short for Totally , total
2.Short for t0te bags
Look at my new totes, like it?
It"s totes cute!!
totes by hihi sky January 29, 2023
Although this word is predominantly for time-saving methods, it is so much more than that!
'totes' is most commonly used by teenage girls but makes something seem vastly more casual.
Instead of your parents going to 'totally going to kill you' after you snuck out, now they are 'totes gonna kill you', completely changing the sentence from morbid and harrowing to light-hearted and jovial.
Im totes excited for the party!
That test was totes horendi :(
totes by JorgeJurgen47 May 28, 2023
French town located in Nothern West. Not to be confused with Totes.
Person# 1 : Where do you live ?
Person# 2: I live in Tôtes , in France
Tôtes by JDelages June 14, 2019

totes retar 

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
totes retar by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016