squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.

"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016

tooter

A cylindrical device used to snort powdered drugs. Also used to inhale the smoke from drugs

Pass the tooter, it's my turn

by My butt hurts from all the gay sex February 13, 2006

Toreador march

A song used in fnaf when you run out of power for your security booth and freddy emerges from the shadows, playing the toreador march before you will meet your inevitable doom.

*power shuts off*
Freddy: Plays the Toreador march

by GSA84 May 3, 2021

La Tolteca

Mexican restuarant the nerds at the Army Research Lab love to lunch at. Twelve nerdlings go to lunch and then have the balls to demand seperate checks. They love La Tolteca so much they visit the Aberdeen and Churchville locations in the same week. Diarrhea ensues.

Erik, 'We gotta go to La Tolteca today so I can get my card punched for my free lunch on friday.'

Erik, 'Let's go to La Tolteca today for lunch so I can make stinky dog farts at Erin's house tonight.'

by Erin, the greatest woman alive May 10, 2011

tore down

Extremely drunk, even more so that wasted, smashed, or plastered.

Your sister: "Hey baby, wanna get it on?"
Nick D: "No. I drank too much. Can't you see I'm puking here?"
Your sister: "I don't mind a little puke. You know where to find me, big boy. I'll be waiting for you."
Nick D: "In your dreams, ho. I may be tore down, but that doesn't change the fact that you're straight TORE UP."

by Nick D February 10, 2004

tore up from the floor up

Term describing current state of mind and body usually caused by obscene usage of drugs or alcohol.

I ate 2 hits of X an drunk a beer an i was tore up from the floor up.

After funneling 42 beers i was tore up from the floor up.

by Eckstahesee December 19, 2003

Torben

A person who has the world on a string. He is the man, the royal king, the boss, whatever you wanna call it that'll be him. These highly exclusive specimins are internationally renowned for being able to beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling while trading shares. Men can't multitask?, mortals can't! These people are so fascinating and pleasant you wouldn't mind them not calling you ever again.....they've got more awesome things to do. Insane sex, just add women. He has a large penis.

"Wow, when you did that quadriple backflip over a gorge filled with cougars, bears and menstruating women, you were so the Torben"
"Armies are powerfull but not quiet Torben"
"The pope is really adorable but not quiet a Torben"
"Davinci was great but not quiet Torben"

by Lamahirtetorben January 2, 2017