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Toothbrush Beachhead 

The point in a new relationship after spending the night a few times where a toothbrush is left over at the significant other's place for use the next morning, hence establishing a beachhead for further invasion. This can either be a good or bad thing depending on the person.
Good: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Pretty good, I established a toothbrush beachhead last week and plan on sending in more supplies next week."

Bad: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Not good, she established a toothbrush beachhead so I had to call in an air strike and ditch it in the trash."
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Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

toothbrush tango 

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.
Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"

toothbrush style

When a woman without a upper lip continually rubs your dick across her mouth. Thus giving you a very unpleasant blowjob.
Yo, I went to visit the Monk twins yesterday.. and she sucked me off toothbrush style! Alicia kept rubbing my dick across her teeth. No lips what so ever.
toothbrush style by Meeramack9871 February 12, 2017

Toothbrush Case

To administer vigorous oral sex on a male individual
"My lil shawty came over to my crib last night and we fooled around,nun much but she gave me a wicked toothbrush case tho."
Toothbrush Case by SuperG2220 April 1, 2017

toothbrush (troy)

little Australian thing that hates everyone and can burn in a hole while fighting a kangaroo
where is toothbrush (troy)
idk maybe he fell in a hole
toothbrush (troy) by pęńïś December 28, 2021

toothbrush tayvon 

Tayvon did a project for a toothbrush. Tayvon brings his toothbrush everywhere because he has yellow teeth and needs to brush it. He’s the type of person to eat bananas.
toothbrush tayvon likes to brush his teeth with banana toothpaste