Black Toque

A person who will compulsively argue with you no matter what your opinion is. Derived from a guy like this who always wore the same ugly black toque everyday.

person 1: (sees really hot girl in a bar) dude, check out that chick over there, got to be the hottest girl in the whole bar.
person 2: meh she's okay
Person 1: quit being such a black toque!

by macstudent47 December 16, 2008

ass torqued

when a dude gives it to you in the ass a little too hard

John: "KT why are you having such a hard time sitting down?"

KT: "I got ass torqued last night..."

by gogators1088 June 19, 2012

spot torque

The exertion of enough force on a wrench, ratchet handle, tire iron, etc. to cause the person applying this force to see "spots". (Sometimes called "floaties") If the applied force continues, it is followed by a blackout.

Goddammit!!! Who's the spot torque artist who put these lug nuts on? They shoulda just welded them.

by photojim April 3, 2013

torquemada

Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torqumada

The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade

by Dr Evil March 12, 2003

torque converter

The device used in a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission. Used to change gears, taking the place of a clutch, in a manual transmission. Has many downfalls, but commonly used in the United States because, sadly, no one can drive stick anymore. For example, the hydraulic fluid can be starved on hills, leading to transmission failure. While pulling large loads, the converter may overheat, which is why it is not used for large trucks. Robs the engine of power, as power is lost in the conversion process. Fuel efficiency is also lost, same reason as above. Excessive repair costs, as the fluid in the converter is required to be replaced every so often.

Torque converters make baby seals cry.

by keenan the sperry August 3, 2007

touque

a hat; skullcap; sled; toboggan; beenie; cap; ear length hat with no destinctive features, simply a bowl-shaped cloth which one wears on the head.

everytime someone says toboggan, I remind them that a toboggan is what you ride down a hill on, a touque is what you wear.

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

Full Torque

The absolute hardest boner achievable. Down to fuck with almost any girl, due to a lower level of standards when that horny.

Vin "You would you ever get with her?"
Chris: "Full torque? Of course. Any other time, most likely not,"

by Imjchillen69 June 27, 2016