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Boolsexual

I’m not straight I’m boolsexual.

The bool got me hard as a rock right now. I’m boolsexual.
by Booligan July 29, 2022
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Towelsexual

Someone who, at one point, had sexual/romantic desires, but just threw in the towel on dating wholesale, often due to frequent rejection. Hence the name: towelsexual.

Not to be confused with asexuals/aromantics, who never had any sexual/romantic desires to begin with. Or incels, whose failures at romance stem from a boring life and lead to abject hatred towards the other gender.

The towelsexual pride flag is, well, just a towel. What did you expect? We gave up trying to design one, too.
I was straight at one point, but after 15 women in a row said no, I threw in the towel and came out as towelsexual.
by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2022
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tailsexual

Someone who is attracted to the Sonic character character Miles Prower/Tails the fox to the point where its considered borderline insanity.
C:Do you see that guy over there jerking off to tails rule34?
U:Huh, he must be a "Tailsexual".

M:And its November too, he gonna fail.
by AmeliaLikesGrey October 31, 2023
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Tobisexual

Tobisexual is where you’re only attracted to people who wear orange

This generation is fuck
Identify as Tobisexual
by Radio red demon April 18, 2024
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Tonysexual

When you thought that you were asexual, but realized that you are actually just deeply in love with Tony Gonzalez
You know, I thought I was asexual my whole life until I met Tony and realized that I'm actually Tonysexual.
by Unknown Chicken June 6, 2024
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