toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects. The scum of society.

Dont be a toolbag like that retard over there.

by Chris Corney January 6, 2005

Toolbag

A person whose arrogant, abrasive attitude sets them so far below everyone else that once they are a toolbag, they never recover or let go of that title put on them.

That Michael Ballack, he's a real toolbag. Maybe because he's an angry German.

by DUB jones December 18, 2007

toolbag

when someone presents themselves in a very stupid manner. they also tend to be called a spanner-head and often have a slight twitch in the right eye- Refer to Hardwick.

that Hardwick is being such a frikin' toolbag today, hey man?

by Gazworf February 10, 2007

toolbaggish

Describing a person, place, or thing with qualities of that relating to a toolbag. Emphasis on flambouyant individuals with sloped foreheads and 9 inch salami nipples.

Shawna was being pretty toolbaggish back there in the car. What a bitch.

by Greg K June 26, 2005

toolbaggin'

A guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have sex with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.

"Dude, look at that guy wearing those shorts and hat."
"Yeah man, he's toolbaggin'."

by rastcou646 August 10, 2012

toolbag

a chick who like tools inside of her

jack: man i was hitting on this girl at the bar last night, super fly.... but when she said she liked Lil' wayne's rock album... I knew she was a toolbag.
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jack: man those bitches on the hills are nothin' but tool magnet ...bitches.
floyd: yeah they're basically a sold out shelf of designer toolbags.

by blasterkash# July 20, 2010

toolbag

A piece of shit

George W. Bush is a toolbag

by Dickforbrains March 19, 2009