Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.
Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee
by sparky July 13, 2004
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Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.
''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"
by Scarse690 June 21, 2017
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Toffee dick

A male with large dick ,who “drops large loads of sweet cum after sex.”
The new guy I was dating , gave me toffee dick . I had to take a shower after sex ,because I had cum in my hair.
by GearCruncher February 03, 2018
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Toffee teeth

Toffee teeth is normally associated with somalis. its basically in the name when your teeth look like rotten toffees. Also known as Somali teeth stains.
oh gosh did you see her teeth? yes!! I saw the Somali teeth stains (toffee teeth).
go f*ck with your Malis they all have toffee teeth anyways.
by P.Sxo July 02, 2022
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rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.
Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!
by Robbie Harrigan October 04, 2007
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toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!
'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'
by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006
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dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.
'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'
by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004
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