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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 16, 2011
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Landers

Redneck hookers with little to no teeth.
Don't go to Landers, CA... you'll die!
by Manda G. July 21, 2017
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Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.
by Kabbo May 9, 2018
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Richard lander school

Piss taking twats be ready for a Chinese teacher to lob a door wedge at you and do not wear white socks cos it makes the uniform look bad you will be getting a fucking spanking for that
by Cocksucker06 October 10, 2021
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dr brock landers

Damn he got arrested because of Dr Brock Landers anti-weed pot laws
by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
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Jayne Landers

Kindness is in my name,friendly with everyone and puts others before herself.Best at giving advice and guarantee y’all will be friends:)
Jayne Landers will the one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.
by Jeffery Daniele la April 19, 2022
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dr brock landers

Damn he got arrested because of Dr Brock Landers anti-weed pot laws
by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
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