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to lander

To keep talking to random people while on drugs
Last night this guy was landering me at a party, he obviously took loads of MD. ( To lander, verb)
by Trippy pafkous January 19, 2018
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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 16, 2011
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Richard lander school

Piss taking twats be ready for a Chinese teacher to lob a door wedge at you and do not wear white socks cos it makes the uniform look bad you will be getting a fucking spanking for that
by Cocksucker06 October 10, 2021
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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 March 30, 2009
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Daniel Landers

An incredibly handsome and intelligent guy. Possesses excellent intuition and has somewhat of a psychic touch. A complete joy to be around.
I just had the best time ever. Such a Daniel Landers moment!
by Doc23007 April 9, 2022
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Jayne Landers

Kindness is in my name,friendly with everyone and puts others before herself.Best at giving advice and guarantee y’all will be friends:)
Jayne Landers will the one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.
by Jeffery Daniele la April 19, 2022
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Pulled a Lander

Compleatly screwing over everyone in the direct vicinity. often, telling people to do things one day and wanting it sooner. and using goody two shoes who have it done as an example that the rest of us suck.
my teacher pulled a lander when he asked for our papers two days earlier than he said before.
by DaNinjaBreadMan.lol February 17, 2009
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