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tighty whities

Form-fitting white underwear without the unnecessary constricting "thigh sleeves" of the supposedly superior boxer-brief. Associated, strangely enough, with both the very young and the very old. A beautiful, sexy, practical undergarment tradition that is in danger of being lost to popular backlash. Its last hope may lie in the fetishization of embarrassment, especially in a certain subculture of gay and bi-curious men.
Oh my God, you wear tighty whities? How dorky! Why am I getting hard right now?
by Villeville July 23, 2021
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undewear that only uncool people that suold get a wedgie
friday I was waring tighty whities in school and someone gave me a Marvan and then gave me a hanging wedgie on a bathroom stall door for 2 hours. I told on them and nothing hapend so I have to have another wedgie for the hole day. it herts
by wedgie man 4658 April 18, 2009
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Tighty Whitie Loser

"maybe wearing "tightie whities" is socially acceptable for a high schooler in Canada" <-- Ryan

Well Ryan, I see why you have the impression that high schoolers in
Canada wear tighty whities, it's not accecptable in Canada, just in toronto, becausse their a bunch of fuck holes.

(Just trying to clear up the rep for the rest of Canadians...toronto sucks...and swallows)
If John Tomory went anywhere west of Toronto, he'd have his ass kicked for being a tighty whitie loser!
by Mitchell and Ben July 20, 2008
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tighty whiteys

also known as whitey-tightys, Tighty - whiteys are the form of underpants worn by small children ranging from age 3 to 12. At some point near puberty, the switch is made to the obviously more comfortable boxers. Tighty-whiteys can also be used in an offensive term against the caucasian population
These tighty-whiteys are too restricting!
(the above example can be used for both forms of the definition)
by Joe Yamato August 10, 2004
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Tighty Whiteys

Underwear that is typically worn by little kids. Has the same shape of a diaper and usually has kids TV figures on it. Many kids over 10 are made fun of for wearing them, so they switch over to boxers.
When I was 13, I was babysitting my 6 year old neighbor. When I went to see if he was getting ready for bed, I saw him wearing Tighty Whiteys. I forgot they were still made.
by lofflercopter January 17, 2009
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tighty-whitey

Simple: a white chick whose tight. Not lose.
Alex: god, i just can't fit in this chick.
Ben: is she a virgin?
Alex: yeahh.
Ben: is she a white?
Alex: yeah?
Ben: TIGHTY-WHITEY!
by freefalling. February 1, 2009
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tighty whiteys

Neither tighty whiteys nor boxers have a place in the life of some. Briefs are "out" ... boxers are extra baggage around the legs and in shorts and pants.
Someone please explain to me a good, solid reason for underwear for men (myself) other than worn as a bedroom charmer. Do so and I'll change my ways - after 20 years with no need for either.
Locker rooms care less if you have of have not. Next is doctors and medical professionals and they are all accustomed to anatomy. It is neither a plus or a minus. So no need for tighty whiteys or other unless you like being smothered. If so wear something comparable on our head, your hand for a week and you just might see how things encompassed in tighty whiteys feel.
by DonEros November 9, 2008
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