thwap

Playful hit around the head, usually done with some sort of random object, such as a book.

Harriet gave Manda a thwap with a large tuna fish.

by Harriet---x November 22, 2006

Thwarted

To avoid or stop a fart mid stream. Can include a grimace and clenched cheeks.

My stomach was bubbling, I was about to let one rip when my crush walked by. I thwarted just in time.

by BabyBitchHands May 13, 2023

Genital Thwart

When one person puts forth resistance between two other people looking to hook up. Also known as a cock-block.

Cindy was totally into me. I was definitely going to hit that, but Sally didn't want us to hook up, she made up all these lies about me, and gave me a genital thwart.

by oliverdplasse August 20, 2010

¡A Thwat!

Someone or something that thwats alot, meaning talks alot about poop

Person A: Av is such ¡A Thwat!
Person B: Wait I am Av! Does this mean I talk too much about poop?
Person A: Yes indeed bud'

by Poop Goddess June 21, 2019

Thwat

a mix between a thot and a twat

-or-
to excessively be a bad bitch

Damn, Isabelle is such a thwat look at her with all of those guys.

-or-
Damn, Isabelle and Emily totally thwated it up at the club last night.

by Emily the thwat September 9, 2016

thwart

When a gay male puts his testicles into a another gay male's anus and deliberately attempts to catch HIV; or, when a gay male puts his entire mouth, teeth and all, into the anus, to eat out the HIV.

Normal person - You're ugly.
Gay person - FUCK YOU. Try do what you want, i will fucking thwart you

by AvishakCurryMutt September 17, 2013

thwaite

1) Another, not quite so offensive way of saying twat.
2) How to pronounce a the name of a character from the film Guest House Paridiso.
3) A Yorkshire brewery.

1) "You sir, are a thwaite!"
2) Mr. Twat: "Actually, it's pronounced Thwaite."
Guest: "Well, it's spelt Twat."
3) "Pint of Thwaites please"

by Gareth Harris September 1, 2006