An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.
Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.
by benny b from the bronx August 26, 2007
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by wanderer September 11, 2003
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1. A state of hyperactivity or generally feeling high and possibly not functioning normally due to staying awake for too long
2. Feeling very awake despite it being late
3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired
2. Feeling very awake despite it being late
3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired
"I've slept so little, I can't even understand the definition of this phrase on urban dictionary so I'm looking at the example because I'm so wired on the night!"
by word on the street October 31, 2013
Get the wired on the night mug.Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.
Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.
by ScottW April 26, 2006
Get the wired to the moon mug.Being Wired to the mains is not just being 'wired'. you can be wired by just taking some drugs such as MDMA without being 'wired to the mains'. Being 'wired to the mains' is the the peak wiredness you can achieve by taking that extra pill, bomb or line, its going that one step further to make yourself absolutely 'wired to the mains'. You have to be like an SAS drug taking machine to achieve being 'wired to the mains'. a sesh goblin can become 'wired to the mains' many time in their lifetime.
"fucking hell mate, I am absolute wired to the mains" to which you will receive a reply of "some man you mate".
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I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
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