windows

An operating system which uses backslashes in paths (which get confused with escape characters), has a useless terminal, uses the longest damn pathnames and identifiers ever, and has absolutely no modularity whatsoever.

I have spoken.

Windows user: Windows isn't crap - you can carry out complex tasks with months of programming with it.

Sensible person: You can do it with Bash in five minutes.

by xlq January 13, 2007

Windows

In my opinion, Windows is a fairly nice operating system that I haven't had any problems with since we installed XP.

Windows XP is better than Windows ME.

by Alexi November 12, 2003

Windows

Computer operating system. and BTW my winXP hasn't crashed since i installed it last year

I just installed windows.

by amrit September 15, 2003

windows

where do you want to go today? - THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

damn you blue screen on death, im getting a mac

by fleabassuk June 2, 2003

window

An opportunity.When one door closes, you can jump out the window.

Hey she took the window and made a fortune selling snax at the footy.

by Susy the Hot May 31, 2004

Windows

A very gay operating system.

Mac OS x kicks Window's ass. That's why Windows' rectum always hurts! :-)

by eura phagg January 9, 2007

windows

a computer operationing system which in order to run free of bugs (that were not originally included on installation disc) must be kept away from any internet connection.

A: "Dude i got a virus on my Windows CP!"
B: "Were you connected to the internet?"
A: "Yes..."
B: "There you go!"

by Linx_rulz September 18, 2008