Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023

Outback Beach Balling

A kink involving getting testicles covered in sand while having sex out in the sunlight; or a fetish for having sex outside in bright weather.

Oi. Me and the mates are gonna' go outback beach balling if yer wanna join?

by TacoTeusday123 February 8, 2023

outback mountain

see

BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

analogous situation with the Australian 'Bush' or Outback as the setting

OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.

by michael_clarke January 8, 2009

Noshing at the Outback

Noshing at the outback I. E eating out or licking someone's arsehole and/or crack

My boyfriend wanted to go noshing at the outback.

by Noshing the outback May 19, 2016

Outback 'Claire

Also known as the Outback Eclair

To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.

Gazza: Oi mate you wouldn't believe what the misso let me do last night!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!

by Moist towlette August 18, 2019

Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.

Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”

by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022

Cousin Outback

A cousin that has a birthday the day after you.

No need to run to and from, just ask your cousin outback.

by MaryPrimac666_Ɛx3 August 15, 2024