Group founded in 18th century Bavaria by Adam Weishaupt; they claimed to possess the true right to the illumination of Christ. They also had republican political views(that is, anti-monarchial, not part of the conservative american political party of today)Thus the Order of Illuminati quickly arose the aiur of the Jesuits and the Catholic Church for their objection to church doctrine and the right of kings. It was in 1785, the Bavarian goverment, fearing Papal retribution; banned the Illuminati from gathering and group membership dwindled until it died. Though it hasn't stopped the Conspiracy theorists; who claim that the Illuminati control world affairs by orchestrating wars and playing both sides so as to keep global events well under their thumbs. This is because most Conspiracy theorists are insane hippies who hate the federal goverment for outlawing psychedelic drugs and bestiality.
Itanimulli is Illuminati spelled backwards. It also happens to be my neighbor's name. Coincidence? Yes.
by Johnny Pseudonym July 31, 2005
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In the 1800 century there was a group of scientists did chemistry and stuff like that but they couldn't let anyone know because they would be accused as witches and such
-Does the illuminati still exist?
- nah, if it did they'd come open about it
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There are millions and millions of secret societies and they practice a secret religion and they also form the secret government.

I'd call that a conspiracy!

It's a conspiracy fact,not a conspiracy theory.

The mafia is a secret society.The KKK is a secret society.The Nazis had secret societies.

^I would hardly call those "fictional" or the imaginings of an over fertile imagination.Secret societies worship satan and practice magick (witchcraft).They live in denial.There are billions of these crazy people over the earth sadly.They're in league with Satan and think that he gives them Jedi powers and shit.
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it's a global satanic cult,it's very very HUGE and it operates the secret shadow government and is planning the New World Order and a one world religion that is a satanic cult.
by whoa buddy September 16, 2005
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people who are deeply enthralled in the united states goverment with twisted ideas to enact the new world order and domination on the rest of the world useing intricate plots so synicial they would lead to an invasion of the united states or a second revolutionary war by the people to rid these fucks out of the country. they are responsible for the term "The rich get richer and the poor get fucked over" there are signs of their icons the statue of liberty, the one dollar bill with the term "novus ordo seclorum" New World Order with one intention to enslave the people and control all of the power. see bonesmen
Some of our most powerful politicitans are members of the illuminati.

Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "This definition is virtually incoherent, full of misspellings, and completely incorrect. The Illuminati are fully explained in Dan Brown's book "Angels & Demons" as a secret society founded in Galileo's time to promote science in opposition to the Catholic church, which sought to surpress it. They quietly intermingled with the Freemasons, and were quite powerful in the United States at various times in our country's history."
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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The number 1 Gangster, hustler, Pimp, and mafia in the world. they have plans for global domination and you most likely dont believe or cant do anything about it. people say they worship the devil.(thats probably because they have no money and anyone who does is supossedly evil).

The illuminati DOES EXIST even if they dont call themselves that. they are a mafia that does and does not exist which gives them ultimate power. They are the richest most powerful people on earth and they plan on staying that way by any means, wouldnt you?
by TheTruf November 12, 2007
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Fictional secret society conjured up by conspiracy theorists to slander and create a warped vision of actual and legitimate organizations, social clubs, and institutions. Usually for no other reason then because they are misinformed as to the true purposes of said groups and rituals preformed by them.
In order to explain what outsiders don't know about certain groups or organizations, they exaggerate, misinterpret, or flat out create lies in order to fill in the blanks. The result creates an Illuminati conspiracy, where none so exists.
by preppyguy21 December 17, 2004
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