gumby

A blowjob or any use of oral sex.

Dom: Yo, did you fuck Kyla?
Myke: No I just got a gumby

by poquito12674 March 18, 2010

Gumby

one who has no spine, eg. Gray Davis

Well, they finally threw Gumby out of office.

by Levi October 8, 2003

gumby

a half hard cock, noticebly aroused yet not a "full on" stiffie

He had a gumby from watching the girl undress. When she was finshed he was sporting a full hard-on

by G-licious December 28, 2005

gumby

a person who is uncoordinated.

tom, your such a gumby.

by king049 September 25, 2007

Gumby

When a toothless person gives a blow job ( usually an elderly person)

bro I just got a mean gumby from the old cat lady .

I'm trying to go to the nursing home and get me gumby

by headydef May 25, 2016

Gumby

1. Random insignificant character who usually dies after their short fifteen minutes of obscurity

2. Green clay figure in a spiffy clay cartoon who stars with the ALMIGHTY SPIFFY BLOCKHEADS who will take over the world!!

1. There's lots of Gumbys in Gundam Wing, which incidentally has nothing to do with clay.
2. Don't step on Gumby.

by miso November 27, 2003

Gumby

A blowjob from a toothless woman.

"Granny's totally got it going on. 'N I'm pretty sure she could pop out 'em teeth and give up that gumby."

by Mo Dixley January 2, 2021