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Sit-down comedian

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.
by guyomalley February 27, 2011
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Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021
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tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter
Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.
by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025
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Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.
Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)
by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023
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Our little comedian

A phrase used when someone, usually young, thinks they're funny after telling a terrible joke.
Our little comedian 🥀💔
by a_random_user May 2, 2025
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Comedian

Those wonderfully funny people that can make us laugh till we pee!
I could not stop laughing , that comedian dude was so funny, I peed!
by Hit-n-run April 4, 2023
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Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 23, 2025
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