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Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012
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testosteroni

-"What did she get for a gag bachelorette party gift?"
-"Boxed TESTOSTERONI!"
by Yelahtrebla August 22, 2008
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testosterhole

a male who grunts publicly and excessively during a workout.
The testosterhole was flogged to death with a spool of spandex by the aerobics class who could not hear their music.
by JamesMystique December 17, 2011
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Testosteroneus

(Adjective) /teˈstästə rōnēəs/
Tes·tos·ter·on·e·us

One who displays characteristics which would be commonly found amongst persons whom contain much testosterone.
May also be used to define individuals who do not necessarily posses excessive amounts of testosterone, but merely display characteristics of masculinity, or any of the listed synonyms.

Synonyms: beefcake, bold, brave, masculine, robust, confident, daring, fearless, undaunted.
He flew down from his home planet of Aquanefius, lassoed the Earth and pulled it away from the malignant asteroid. He was so testosteroneus. All of the Aquanefeites greeted his heroic return.

The testosteroneus woman lifted the ocean and poured in onto the forest fire before it destroyed the town.
by craigforsure March 26, 2013
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Testostermonster

A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.
Famous Testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Ming, Tywin Lannister, Sauron, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Terrell Owens, Dick Cheney, Ayn Rand (she was actually a man, she just didn't know it), Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Beethoven, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...
by markolai June 21, 2011
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testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.
(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.
by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008
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testosterone

Something you oviosely have a lot of in your body if your reading and posting on the Urban Dictionary
"He has a lot of testosterone because he has not beat the snake lately"
by Communist Teddybears April 25, 2015
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