Vinny Testaverde

Pronounced(Viny Testaver-day)
Football player who retired in 2008 and wanted to play for just about every team.
Too bad he only lasted 21 years

Vinny Testaverde = can play football forever, if forever is 21 years
Common Mispellings
Vinny Testaverday
Synonyms
Brett Favre
Antonyms
Knute Rockne

by THE F$%Kin Real Deal January 29, 2009

Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.

guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea

by lord sion October 16, 2008

testa di minchia

Dickhead in Italian

That guy was was a real testa di minchia today.

by Fireworrks May 27, 2016

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

Textarded

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

by HAPPER November 2, 2008

master-beta tester

One who must beta test everything before it comes out.

Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.

by RGI October 13, 2007

Scuttlebuck the Tustard

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".

I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!

by scissorman October 23, 2008