Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message

Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!

by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

texted

Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fucking word.

"Yo I just texted that bitch I want to eat her ass."

by John Lockjaw March 11, 2005

texted

some non existent word that people still insist to use just because they heard it on tv. If there's no such word as worser so how can there be such a word as texted!

"I texted you because you text me."

by kenji hoe January 5, 2010

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted

You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

Rose tinted glasses

Another name for nostalgia.

Let me take off my rose tinted glasses.

by It go the go to sktd just e hm December 23, 2019