technochan

21 year old Minecraft player

UWU

I’m an technochan UWU

by Grr are March 9, 2021

Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too

"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny

by Flailage August 21, 2012

Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

immortal technique

Great rhymesayer, with deep meaningfull lyrics. I saw this man hit up a blunt onstage cause he just couldn't give a fuck.

"Jerk off into books and bring life to words.."

by Mac Linton September 2, 2005

Technics

Wheels of Steel, Decks, Dex, Turntables
A well known brand of turntables made by Panasonic as Technics. SL-1200MK2s are very popular among DJs for their reliablity in the field.

Them decks up there on my setup are Technics

by dj scrizzle July 7, 2003

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 16, 2020

Fighting Techniwue

Techniwue, pronounced tech-ni-way, its the ancient art of fighting in anyway you feel like and hoping it works.
First invented by the ancient drunken lords of Babylon,
the most prominent strike is a wild swinging, almost powerless and easy to see overhand right; followed by a stumble then repeat.

Training involves 2 hrs of practicing ineligible smack talk followed by trying as hard a u can to dislocate your shoulder while generating the smallest amount of force humanly possible.

Some of the most practiced Fighting Techniwue masters include that guy you got into an argument with that time, who then followed u out the pub just to be grabbed by his slightly more sober friends, and that guy who sits in the corner of the pub mashed, talking to himself.

by ShinJoKoNoMo October 7, 2011