Cock teasing

Its when you are jerking off but you dont come.You're jerking and you feel yourself about to nut and you stop yourself.Then you start jerking again.Then you stop.

Woman in bed to Man:Are you jerking off.

Man:Nope.Just cock teasing.

Woman:Ohh.Goodnight.

Man:Goodnight.

by Jason acer July 8, 2011

Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."

by ydobon September 4, 2007

Teasing Tweak

A girl that goes aroung "Talkin" to everybody, kissin everybody. She Doesnt fuck them she leads them on with all the sexual attention, like the kissin the lickin wisperin in the ear.

One Day Yur Kissin One Boy
The Next Day Yur Kissin Another
Then Yur kiss sum different boy in school
Then Go Home And Kiss The First Boy Yu Kissed. #Teasing Tweak

Or .... Goin Wit The Whole Team Jst No Sex Involed

Boy: Ayee Bro Yu See Tht Bitch
Bro: Yea Thts The Jawn I Go Wit
Boy: Dont Talk To Her She A Fuckin Teasin Tweak
Bro: How
Boy: She Been Around The Whole Fuckin Team, Givin Us All The Signs Of Sex. And She Aint Fuck Nobody!
Bro: Damn, She Gotta Go !

by TweeterTweet December 21, 2010

Teaspoon Situation

A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.

Dude... It's not as funny this morning as it was last night. Must've been in a teaspoon situation.

by haddietix November 18, 2010

naughty naughty you teasing me

common catchphrase of a middle aged indian man being a nonce towards teenage girls commonly found on instagram live videos - lock your doors cause hes coming for you ;)

guy 1: yo bro did you see that indian man talking to that girl on her live video?
guy 2: yeah bro he was a right nonce
indian man: naughty naughty you teasing me

by 21kamikazepilots March 4, 2021

teaspooning

When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.

I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it.

by Meghan O'Neill December 7, 2006

teasing

the act of persecution for minors.

Teacher: "Oh, dear, John! John, JOHN! Stop teasing harry because he is fat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 19, 2006