Tato

A big headed chilean with no job or friends who keeps sponging off of his friends to go out on weekends

Do you have money to go out?
- No, Ill have to be a tato

by ThreeLeggedDwarf December 3, 2016

Tato

Someone that doesn’t care what other people names mean

Tato: “no one cares what people’s names mean sorry”

by Surrey . Co November 22, 2021

tatoe

AMAZING OSUS MEME YES

cookiezi: bro i got something
rafis: AW CMON TATOE

by 2222.22 August 17, 2019

Pee-tatoes

When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes

Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!

by Samuraikai419 January 22, 2023

Re-tato

When a person has had enough alcohol and/or drugs to reach a point where they have taken on the characteristics of a "retarded" person as well as resembling the vegetative state of a potato. Far beyond shit faced and blackout.

"Jesus Naddy after all of those margarita pitchers Brandon went full re-tato at the bar"

by Hutchinson-yut June 14, 2017