tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024

Tato

A big headed chilean with no job or friends who keeps sponging off of his friends to go out on weekends

Do you have money to go out?
- No, Ill have to be a tato

by ThreeLeggedDwarf December 2, 2016

《¤》Tato《¤》tato《¤》tatO《¤》

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😱:《¤》Tato《¤》tato《¤》tatO《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

Joe-tato

A geriatric male who's lost all ability to speak coherently.

That dude just changed the subject in the middle of a sentence. He's a real Joe-tato

by Problematic AF December 14, 2023

Tato

Someone that doesn’t care what other people names mean

Tato: “no one cares what people’s names mean sorry”

by Surrey . Co November 22, 2021

tato

he’s just him.

tato the realest

by 2 real for this gen October 24, 2022

Re-tato

When a person has had enough alcohol and/or drugs to reach a point where they have taken on the characteristics of a "retarded" person as well as resembling the vegetative state of a potato. Far beyond shit faced and blackout.

"Jesus Naddy after all of those margarita pitchers Brandon went full re-tato at the bar"

by Hutchinson-yut June 14, 2017