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Tasmanian Pina Colada

A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!
by FatassCurls July 29, 2019
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Tasmanian two hole Torture

Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.
That tasmanian two hole torture hurt me more than her!
by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009
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Tasmanian

1. People from the southern-most state of Australia, a large island separate from the mainland.
2. Invalid, senile otherwise handicapped people.
3. Incestuous group of rednecks.
1: Are you dumb or are you just Tasmanian - or both?!?!

2: A: How does a Tasmanian boy tell that his sister's got her period?
B: How?
A: When his brother's dick tastes funny.

NOTE: In the Tasmanian notion of the word 'Incest' means a game where the entire family can have fun:-). LOL
by Doink Doink June 11, 2006
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Tasmania

1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.

2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).

3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"

Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
by sociopath9 May 2, 2009
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Tasmanian

1. someone from wordTasmania/word
2. living proof wordNew Zealander/words can swim.
by id card September 18, 2003
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tasmania

When used with the word MAP (map of tasmania) it refers to a certain area of a female...
"While you're gone I will think of myself with captain jack sparrow...
THAT'S NOT A MAP...THIS IS A MAP"
by marn November 15, 2003
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Hobart, Tasmania

Hobart is the most beautiful place in Tasmania. It has everything Launceston doesn't. The population will increase dramatically soon due to everybody wanting boost and cold rock. Hobart is well known for their shop 'Burnies'
by Paris Lol May 26, 2011
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